Art is a service economy

Shit...

And what kind of art was favored by Emperors Club Contemporary Art clientele? Several pages dedicated to artworks trumpet works by the likes of Carl Andre, John Chamberlain, Gregory Crewdson, Hilary Harkness, Jeff Koons, Vera Lutter, Richard Prince, David Salle, Andrew Wyeth and Dr. Hugo Heyrman, and William Powhida.

The jig is up, my special private dealer got busted for the prostitution, but I hoped no one would would find out where I sold all my stripper paintings. This is just terrible. I'm going to have to call Jeff and Larry and see what I should do. The market will never be the same.